Bread Talk / CCD / Cafe Late / Dominoz

Following Zenwalker’s suggestion, today I broke my first resolution of not going out of campus. Since a few days, Sachin was saying this place named “Bread talk” is kinda nice (as suggested by his guardians) and we should visit that sometime. While we were doing some random BC at Coffee Shop, we all decided to go out today (thanks to the awesome weather). We didn’t have any idea of place and what is served there but all of us were sure that it’ll be something related to breads.

We left for Bread Talk at around 7PM with the idea of having dinner at the place. But when we reached the place, we discovered that it was a small corner in some shopping mall near brand factory on the way from Hi-Tech to Panjagutta. And the place is supposed to be visited when you wanna have something light before dinner. Everybody was like WTF!!! Anyway its a nice place and the items with alien names were worth the price. All of us had good time at the place except Mr. Kapil ‘Sophisticated’ Agarwal.

Then we decided to go to CCD near the check post on the same road. While we were in auto on the way, Mr. Pankaj Explorer (the one who explore places, and not the Internet) Saini was guiding the auto wallah. He took us to some CCD besides this Benz showroom. But we didn’t get in as it was only “take away”.

Then we boarded a bus to visit another CCD on the same road. Unfortunately, the bus was a Metro one. Pankaj asked for the minimum ticket because as usual he was not sure where CCD was. The conductor asked for Rs. 12 (for 6 of us). But suddenly he started asking Rs. 30. Now here comes the ego problem. Nobody cares for that much money but we won’t pay that just for the heck of it. The conductor threw us out of bus at some place 500 meters from the previous CCD.

Then we started walking and we discovered this place called “Cafe Late”. But we didn’t get in as this place didn’t have much to offer. We were a bit hungry.

From there we took another auto to the next CCD. While we were on the way, Mr. Pankaj ‘Explorer’ Saini discovered that the CCD has disappeared from the place he visited several times. We finally ended up in Dominoz. Nitin Bansal was ordering pizzas. At the same time, there appeared two girls (above average looks). One of them ordered something. Nitin Bansal, Pankaj and Ajay ‘Google’ Somani was also at counter at that time. After the girl left the counter, all of them successfully reproduced the mobile number that the girl spoke while ordering the pizza. They did so independently without any communication among each other. Guessing the level of frustration??

After having pizzas as Dominoz, we returned to IIIT. The godly place 🙂

 

Post and Comment of the century

I was trying to sleep and somebody woke me up. I tried controlling myself, but almost shouted at him. Was retrying to sleep since last one hour, but failed miserably as usual. Woke up. Started browsing the regular sites and happened to check comments on my life blog. And saw a back link. Visited and read this awesome post by Sanrag Sood. I never read such stuff in my life. I am sure the guy is crazy/mad/whatever. Its a must read thing. For me its a post of century kinda thing.

Also, I was browsing comments on IIIT Post the other day and read this awesome comment by a guy named “very”. This comment is also a must read kinda stuff for IIITians. For me its a comment of the century.

 

Condition for a getting a degree

So far the day has been really frustrating for me. I WONDER how people really manage to get a graduate/postgraduate degree when they don’t even know how to use a browser or how to look up ip address of a domain name or how to write an email ??? The institute should consider putting up a course in the final sem in which they’ll check the following

  • The student knows how to use a browser.
  • He/she knows how to bypass the proxy server for an IP range or domain names.
  • He/she knows how to find out the IP address of a domain name.
  • He/she knows what is https.
  • He/she knows that if ssh is blocked it means if he/she tries to access the server via ssh access will be denied. And server can only display text and it will not cry/shout “Access denied”.
  • He/she can find out the IP address of his/her own machine.

This post was written after all the frustration caused by the reason you know. Never mind 😐

 

Never ever screw your friend list

I have been using Kopete instant messenger since almost 2.5 years now. Never faced a problem with anything and it support all IM servers like yahoo, gtalk, irc etc. But one fine day (when, I don’t know. Probably a few months ago), I mistakenly put Hemant Verma‘s (a student at IIIT Allahabad) name in Vishnu Fafat‘s (a student at IIIT Hyderabad) contact address in my friend list as shown in the image below.

Kopete Address Book

Since then I was talking to Hemant Verma as if I was talking to Vishnu Fafat. Hemant (or Vishnu 😛 ) used to put links in his status message like “Checkout http://profile.iiita.ac.in ” and related things to IIIT Allahabad. I was totally confused about his status messages.

One day (in the beginning of this semester), I asked this

Kopete Message Window

I was shocked. Rawat sir will not allow proxies and attendance is compulsory at IIIT Hyderabad. I thought Vishnu Fafat has gone crazy and will end up screwing his course 😐

The other day, he asked me this

Kopete Message Window

I said somani knows all this stuff as if I would have said to Vishnu Fafat because he’ll know somani. Hemant got a bit confused but he happened to know  Ajay Somani because he also takes part in programming contests.

I remember another incident when he asked me for suggestions about the site http://profile.iiita.ac.in/ . I thought this guy Vishnu has gone mad. Why the heck he would ask for suggestions about a IIIT Allahabad site provided he is a IIIT Hyderabad student? But I didn’t care.

And the final incident happened today as shown

Kopete Message Window

Vishnu said he developed that site from scratch. I was almost mad because of two reasons

  1. Why Vishnu will design a IIIT Allahabad website?
  2. Why IIIT Allahabad will ever give complete access to a IIIT Hyderabad student to their main website?

I was totally mad at this. But I couldn’t say anything to Vishnu (or Hemant). Accidentally I checked his name in the friend list and in the pop up kinda thing, I saw Hemant Verma (refer to the first picture in the post) and I was like WTF!!!!

While writing this post, I thought I’ll search my Gmail Chat History and I found that I was talking to Hemant Verma as Vishnu Fafat since 26th February, 2008. See below.

Gmail Chat History

I am already not able to remember people’s name/face relationships and then incidents like this totally blow my mind 🙁

 

My blog is famous now

Its a stark truth that everyone in this blogosphere lives just for the hits, comments and money if applicable he/she receives. And if you are blogger and you are not able to fetch any of these, then I would say you are not doing your work properly. I have seen people doing all kinds of tricks from poking their friends to visit their blog to registering their blogs on random publishing sites to get some traffic. People die to get traffic and I am not an exception. As recently my linux blog has been receiving a lot of traffic which may be because of the following reasons

  1. From Google (people looking for howtos).
  2. From planet fedora as my blog is listed there.
  3. Because of the improvements in page rank.
  4. Because of my recent plugin development for squid, i.e. youtube_cache and intelligentmirror.
  5. Because people are dying to use linux 😛
  6. Because of the aging factor.

Anyway I thought I’ll publish some results.

I have been receiving 800 Pageviews daily on an average. Alexa says my blog’s rank in 3 lakh.

1. Google Analytics stats for the last week

Google Analytics stats for fedora.co.in

Click for a clear view.

2. Alexa traffic stats for the last week , also available here in detail.

Alexa Stats for fedora.co.in

3. I recently activated the who is online plugin on Linux blog which shows how many users are currently online. Normally 5-15 users are online but I was surprised when it reached 38 users.

Guests on fedora.co.in

Click for a clear view.

4. This site says that my blog is worth US$4300.

PS : I think a blogger would know more SEO techniquest than a IE student 😛

 

Hunt for a digicam begins

Every time I come across something amazing like a poster or creature or scenic beauty, I feel a strong urge to capture the moment but I don’t have a god damn camera 🙁 Since the beginning of this summer vacations I wanted to buy a digicam but wasn’t motivated enough to grab one. But a few guyz and gals have finally motivated me enough to begin my hunt for the digital camera.

I have set the budget at 10K (strictly) and I want a nice digicam + 2GB memory card. My primary requirements are a nice optical zoom of at least 4x with a good digital zoom and Li-ion battery (no AA batteries please). FYI, I am not a pro photographer and if I tell precisely I have not crossed even the newbie level. I have hardly used any digicam ever(only mobiles till date), so I don’t really have any idea about optical zoom and focal lengths but those seems to be the standards when selecting a camera that fit your requirements. I need this camera basically for clicking anything (outdoor/indoor/wherever) and at any time (day/night).

Keeping the above requirements in mind, I spent the entire day on ebay and google. And I finally found that Sony Cybershot DSC W110 fits my needs. Also the price is really low for the features of the camera. Plus there are nice reviews about this model everywhere. I also found Olympus FE 290 good in terms of specifications but this review about the product scared me.

I have almost decided to buy the one from Sony unless I find some other model which offers more for the same or lesser price. If you have any suggestions regarding the camera I should go for, please leave as a comment. It will help me a lot 🙂

 

Being ill sucks

This is not the first time I am ill but this time I am not able to get rid of the god damn fever, so just thought of expressing some rage against it 😛 All this started last Thursday (Sep 11, 2008).

Sep 11, 2008

I slept at 1AM because I had two exams next morning. I woke up at 7AM to prepare for the exams which was about to start at 9:30AM. When I woke up, I felt that everything was not really fine. But still I carried on, prepared for the exams, had my breakfast, rushed to main building to take the exam. Screwed the first exam big time because whatever I crammed ( 😛 ), I forgot 😉 I even forgot how to multiply two matrices 🙁 To learn, I took two 2×2 matrices in the exam and tried multiplying them and applied the formula |A|x|B| = |R| where R = AxB. I didn’t know whether that formula was valid or not. It was just another wild guess. But the damn thing worked and I learnt how to multiply two matrices. Sat in the exam hall for 1.5 hours for almost nothing. Returned to OBH.

Listen/watched some Punjabi pop videos for a break as if I returned from a war or something 😛 Had another exam at 12:00 noon. As I was walking from OBH to main building it was drizzling. I was not well and then this drizzling thing. Things got worse. Mild cold till now. TIS exam kinda surprised me. I wrote whatever I can think of in half an hour and rushed to Yuktahaar. Had lunch .. back to OBH and Punjabi pop videos at full sound as if India won a cricket match against Pakistan 😀 (BTW I don’t like cricket.) Did nothing useful for the rest of day. By that night I got mild fever. Mild fever + mild cold is awesome combo. You are not well enough to work but at the same time you are not unhealthy enough to rest. After Punjabi videos for the rest of the day and half the night, got back to browsing stuff. At about 2AM, went to Rishabh’s (the other student sysadmin) room to discuss some download policies. Was there up to 4AM. Got back and went to sleep.

Sep 12, 2008

Deepak rushed to my room at 10AM saying that we have some Systems and Network Security lab. I got ready asap and we were in lab in another 15 minutes. Did some blah blah in lab up till 11AM. At 11AM I asked TA for leave as I have to attend a presentation by few people from Cisco and IronPort. I wasn’t feeling really well but I decided to attend it. The presentation lasted longer than I assumed. It got over at 2PM. I rushed to OBH without any delays. Had lunch and went to my room to take some rest. But computer is a devil. Browsing stuff for the rest of the day.

At 6:30PM, Pankaj (another devil) pinged me and asked for McD. OMG. It has been months since I went to McD. Before going home, I used to go McD every week. And it the last week before going home, I went to McD thrice in the same week (twice alone :D). I couldn’t refuse. Finally me, Kapil Agarwal, Sambhav, Pankaj, Sachin aka KKG headed to city center. Pankaj and Sachin dropped off at Pizza hut and the rest of us went to McD. Had burgers, french fries etc.. It was nice visiting McD after a long time. We visited some shops in the mall after that especially the e-zone. E-Zone is the most fascinating shop in Hyderbad. After our quick visit to different shops, we had ice-creams at McD. It was raining (not drizzling this time) outside and I was emphasizing time and again to wait for the rain to stop because I was ill. But Kapil forced a bit and I have this ego problem. I didn’t wait for anything and rushed out in the rain towards the bus stop. We were waiting for a bus or an auto at the bus stand near city center for almost 10 minutes. We boarded a bus and headed to Mehndipattnam. From there we got into an Indica (thanks to all the employees on the wipro-infosys road 😀 ). Returned to IIIT.  Got back to browsing and server analysis. By that time fever was not mild anymore. Went to sleep.

Sep 13, 2008

Woke up at 2PM. Just another day. Watched few movies, video songs. Nothing special to be mentioned here.

Sep 14, 2008

Woke up at 2PM. Rushed to Indira Nagar to see the doctor with Sambhav. I was surprised when doctor said I didn’t have fever. He gave some antibiotics. We went to reliance fresh, bought some eatables include three liters of apple juice. Got back to IIIT. I consumed one liter of that apple juice in just three hours to recover from weakness. But to my surprise that didn’t help at all. Situation got worse after dinner. Took few medicines and went to bed. After 12:20AM situation got even worse. I thought a lot about going to hospital. At 1:30AM, I decided to go to Apollo. Me and Mahaveer rushed to Apollo. Saw the doctor. He referred for some tests and gave some medicines as well. We headed back to IIIT at 3AM. There is a sensitive story related to our return but will write that in another post. We were back at IIIT at 4AM. Went to bed.

Sep 15, 2008

Woke up at 8:30AM. Had breakfast. Had milk in the breakfast for the first time (health conscious 😛 ). Rest of the day was just like another day. I am still not completely well. Let see whats next 🙂

PS : I am not going to proof read the post as I am ill. Ignore any mistakes you come across 🙂

 

Addicted to AOE once again

THE time when I say Microsoft rocks is when I play Age of Empires 2 with my friends on LAN. For the third time, I am addicted to Age of Empires. What a game!!! A brief overview of my addictions.

First Time : Sem 1 and 2

Before coming to IIIT, I never played Age of Empires. When I saw people playing AOE here in first sem, my first reaction was “What a crap game? How can you play a game like this? A lot of people/resources to manage and blah blah..”. I used to play all race games because of ease of playing. Just concentrate on your car and done!!

As a lot of people used to play this game all the time, I couldn’t stop myself from giving it a shot. But I didn’t know how to play. One fine day Ankush was playing AOE on his PC. I took a chair and just observed what he was doing. Then the other day he taught me few more steps and tips-tricks. And then started my gaming carrier with AOE. The next day I missed my English Literature (the first English class I missed) class because I was playing AOE.

And then I never looked back and played it for several hours a day. We started playing it on LAN by the beginning of the 2nd semester. We got a bit too serious about the game and managed to miss/bunk a lot of lectures just to play the god damn game. Workspace used to sound like a fish market “Ghode bhej … archer bhej … hathi bhej … gold de bhai plz … ek castle to bana de … “. Some people used to beg for the PCs to play. Luckily I had full control over my machine. There was a time when 3-4 games (with 8 players each) used to run at the same time in workspace.

We used to write mid sems in less than 40 minutes because we used to have plans for a game after the exam. And if we have 2 exams on the same day, an AOE game is sure between the two 😀

The extreme was when I started playing AOE even in my dreams. After end sems, everybody left for home. In the 3rd sem, I bought a desktop(which can’t be moved) and we didn’t get any lab and hence they killed my AOE carrier and hence the interaction among people. I loved the workspace life. I think I’ll never forget that holy place.

Second Time : Summer of 2007

A lot of friends opted to stay back in college during vacations. I was in BIRC (in main building) at that time. UG2 lab (beside server room) used to be full all the time with would be UG2 and UG3 students. Counter Strike and AOE all the time. Somani, Sachin, Ankush, Ojasvi used to play AOE a lot. I was a bit senti about Open Source and was busy exploring things. We used to discuss the good old time we had in workspace. And one day we planned an AOE game. I was damn excited. It was almost a year since I played AOE. I was wondering if I would be able to perform.

Then started another series of online games. Playing AOE. Night outs etc. I remember writing a post about the exciting summer 2007 dedicated to AOE. One day this guy Hitesh, from UG2K6 came down to UG2 lab. People say he is damn good at playing AOE. We wanted to give it a try and thought of playing with him. The game was FIVE VERSUS ONE :O Hitesh Vs. five UG2K5 guyz. Sounds unfair?? We discussed a lot of strategies to beat him. And then started the game. He very easily erased all of us from the map. I was like WTF!!! Somani was way depressed. Probably he was just a kid at the time. We tried a lot of strategies but couldn’t manage to defeat HITESH.

Well, we never played against him after that. Somani tried a lot even after that but in vain. We switched back to UG3 only mode 😛 And played AOE for another 2 months or so. Vacations over, Game Over!!!

Third Time : Sem 7

Sachin, Atul, Sanket, Akshay, Manish “Sharma”, Ojasvi started playing AOE again since a fortnight or so. On lunch or dinner table, you can see them discussing night outs and AOE strategies. I didn’t pay attention to it. Four days back, I went to Sachin’s room and all of them were planning the next game. I wonder who and why said “Kulbir tu bhi khel na…”. I said “no no no no na .. nahin yaar ..”. I was afraid of getting addicted. But they kept forcing me and I agreed thinking that I’ll play tonight and will never think about it again. I played that night and played quite well.

Next night at about 1AM, I pinged all of them (why ?? :(( ) for playing. Everyone refused. But I was feeling restless. I couldn’t control myself anymore. After almost half an hour later, I got up and went to Sachin’s room and urged to play AOE. He and manish agreed for playing. Now I needed a laptop. I rushed to Atul’s room. He was sleeping. I woke him up and asked if he wants to play. He said, “NO!”. I said, “Gimme the damn laptop if you are not playing!!”. He gave it a second thought and immediately got ready for playing. Oh man!! Again the laptop problem.  I managed to get the laptop (thanks alok). We played up to 4:30AM. I felt a bit relaxed.

Yesterday night, everyone again got ready for playing. We five (sachin, me, manish, atul, akshay) were setting up to start the game that this guy Hitesh appeared. He wanted to play. I was a bit scared. But we decided to play. This time Five vs Two. Hitesh and one more UG2K6 guy and we five. The game started as usual. Me and manish was tower attacked by Hitesh. We had to run for survival. The game went on for almost 2.5 hours. A really hectic game. He was sweeping all my areas and I kept running. At the end we won!! Yes, we won!!!! OMG! The joy of winning the game against that guy can’t be expressed in writing. Then sanket appeared and said that he wants to play. Now it was five vs. three. Sanket, Hitesh and one more UG2K6 guy and we five. The match was pretty easy this time and we won without any difficulties. Sanket made it easier for us 😛 Just kidding. We thought of playing another match. And yes we played it. And that was the easiest match. We won for the three consecutive times.

It was 7:30AM. Breakfast. Sleep 😀

I don’t know whats going to happen today. I am too tired.

PS1 : Ranta is back, probably to complete his B.Tech.

PS2 : Writing long posts these days.

PS3 : I am lost somewhere. I don’t know what I do all the time. At the end of day, I feel sad 🙁

 

Why I can’t remember people?

I don’t really understand whats wrong with my ability to remember people. I am not able to recollect names when I see people and end up in really embarrassing situations.

Situation 1

Last month when I was in my village. I went to a shop. I lived in that village for almost 4 years. Had a few friends there. I saw a person approximately of my age, approaching towards me. I suspected him as one of my friends. The face looked familiar but I couldn’t recollect his name. Even after trying my best, I couldn’t.

Friend : Aur kulbir bhai kya haal hain?

Me : badhiya hai .. tum sunao.

By that time he guessed that I was not able to recollect his name.

Friend : Tum to bhool hi gaye yaar?

Me : Nahin yaar aisi kya baat hai. Bas thoda chehra dhyan nahin aa raha …

I was like WTF. Chehra dhyan nahin aa raha … naam pata nahin … wtf is left to forget about this person.

This happens quite frequently even in IIIT. I remember all the names, all the faces. But I forget the god damn mapping 🙁

Situation 2

Once a guy from UG3, XYZ was in my room regarding some Linux problem. I happened to minimize all the windows and saw a friend request from Tushar Nandwal on gtalk. I knew that Tushar Nandwal was from UG3. I just asked (for the very sake of asking) XYZ, “Tushar Nandwal tumhare batch mein hi hai na”. And he said “Sir, main hi tushar nandwal hoon.”. I was like WTF. This was one of the (because I keep facing them frequently) most embarrassing situations. Why the hell I even asked that question ?? :((

I knew XYZ by face. I knew that there is a guy Tushar Nandwal. But I never knew XYZ and Tushar Nandwal are same 🙁 May god help me 😐

PS : 3rd post on the occasion of blogging day 😀

 

A visit to Dr. Reddy’s Labs

Yesterday, a team for five (four people from administration and me) visited Dr. Reddy’s Labs in Hyderabad for a live demo of two security products Linkproof and DefensePro from Radware. DefensePro is a firewall kind of thing (for lay man) which protects your critical servers and Intranet from internal as well as external attacks. Linkproof is a load balancer for outbound as well as inbound traffic in case of multiple (<= 3) ISPs. Linkproof also manages traffic in case one of the ISP fails.

We reached their office at around 2:40PM. The office looked just like another office of some IT company. Fully loaded with sensors. You need not push/pull the door when you enter the office. And everything that an enterprise office should have.

A few minutes later, one of the person from Radware accompanied us to their technical wing called “Information Systems”. Their we had a demo of both the products on consoles. Demo went on for almost half an hour. After the demo we asked if we can see the actual hardware they have deployed. Then the admin in DRL (Dr. Reddy’s Labs) accompanied us to their DMZ (DeMilitarized Zone, its a common term in security industry. Denotes a place where all your critical servers are placed. A highly secured zone basically). I was amazed by the hardware that I saw. I just can’t express my feelings. Though we were not allowed to enter the rooms but everything was visible through the glasses. Rack mountable servers everywhere. Racks, racks, racks and more racks. Awesome experience. I wanted to stay there forever and keep looking at the beasts but …

We headed back to IIIT after that. And yesterday night, in my dreams I saw I own a server farm which had uncountable racks of servers. Racks everywhere 🙂

PS : The above two products will be deployed soon in IIIT for testing purpose 😀