Routine Work!

Every night around 3AM before sleeping I think “Current routine/work/lifestyle is taking me nowhere .. its just helping me buy some time before I die .. fuck !! I need to work harder ..” and then I go to bed .. sleep for at least 10-16 hours .. and there I am next morning (ah .. sorry .. afternoon .. around 2PM) .. Spend almost an hour and a half checking mails/twitter/facebook/orkut/my-websites/blogs/reader/money-earned/money-lost(fucking-exchange-rates)/alexa/and-what-the-fuck-not … shit .. its already 3:30PM .. no mess around can serve food at that ungodly hour .. canteen anyone?? and a few rooms throw 404/301/302 (people not found or moved temporarily or permanently and that means room locked .. go learn http status codes) .. and few others (which means the rest) had food already … fuck!! chances are less than 30% that I’ll have enough motivation to go to canteen and have food.. if I succeeded that means another hour wasted just for lunch .. our canteen is such a waste of India’s top talent’s time (well .. i have a bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from IIIT which is frequently ranked in top 10 colleges of India by some god-forsaken-magazines .. and by all means you can’t convince a middle class family in India that there exists something which is better than computer science as a career.. so me belongs to India’s top talent :P). anyways can’t miss going to coffee shop immediately after lunch at any cost unless there a threat to my life or coffee shop is closed! back from coffee shop .. now what? well here goes the checklist of a typical computer science student … mails/twitter/facebook/… OMG!! did you notice that its already 5:00PM … time for coffee shop!! ping everyone around to notice that none is interested and people replying back with ‘why the fuck you have to go to coffee shop so often???’… but you still manage to convince a few .. and yay!! coffee shop 😀 after that time passes really quickly till dinner … dinner will be at 4 Seasons/Canteen/Yuktahaar/Dominos with decreasing order of probability… irrespective the dinner place, coffee shop will be visited right after dinner .. and i am so used to this routine (tea after dinner) that while at home once i asked for tea and my mom gave me a ‘what the hell?’ expression 🙁 ..  there will be a backlog of updates … checklist .. 😛 .. another hour well wasted.. and then I plan a few things that I should do next … and its around 11PM … so we should visit coffee shop yet another time before it closes … typical procedure … but I somehow manage the last visit … after that a few hours of browsing and then I go the first character of this post …


10 thoughts on “Routine Work!

  1. lol 😀
    Same case here.. 🙁
    The only difference is the websites.. 😛
    I am also waiting for my train to come back onto the track. 😐

  2. I can summarize 😛

    while (true):
    . routine-work();
    . frustoo = random(); # Odd numbers = Yes, Even numbers = No
    . write-blog-post(frustoo);
    . number_of_days_kulbir_saini_spent_on_earth+=1;

    P.S. Change the About Me in your blog 😛

  3. We have even more interesting routine…
    Office its coffee-code-(ciggs)^n-hot choc-code-code-coffee-(ciggs)^n-code-hot choc-code

    You see we are practically dead people.. I often call myself a dead Work Zombie…
    Though the weekends are different.. because we have an elixir added to the list and that is holy “BEER” … Cheers!

  4. I thoroughly enjoy reading your blogs. They have this sarcastic humour topped with the nitty gritties of life through which a IIITian passes often enough.

  5. seems like nothing has changed since we left 😀 and nothing ever will… 🙂 .. but this is what college is all about.. just hope you don’t get stuck there 😀 … coz right after your college… you are supposed to get stuck in corporate 😀 .. so ‘stuckness’ (if there is such a word) continues… only the variety changes !!

  6. chacha its high time ….. ab tum dabba (ohhh I mean coffee shop) khareed hee lo 😀
    lol @ chalta phirta nicotine

Comments are closed.