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IIIT : A Typical Indian Bureaucratic System and A survey

Disclaimer : This post is a pure work of fiction (? WTF??). Any resemblance to anyone/anything dead/living is not intended and if you still think that its not fiction, then either you have badly screwed up in life or you are gay (this single word will help me get rid of at least 98% people who thinks this post is not fiction :P). And after reading this post if you think English language is gone forever, you are absolutely right, my friend 🙂

A survey has proved that Avg IQ level of people in IIIT Administration is less than the Avg IQ level of blonds in US (blonds like this one, facebook video). Now your expression may be like this “WTF are you talking about?? where are the survey results?? .. where are the votes??” wait wait… do you really care? this is internet you moron!! you see hundreds of surveys daily showing _some_nice_ass_word_here_ and what not.. do you really go looking for people who conducted those surveys .. no .. right!! so believe whatever has been said and if you don’t believe you are gay .. hahaha .. so you finally believe the above survey 🙂

Ok. As you all know that I am trying to get admission to MS by Research programme at IIIT. It took just two and a half months for them to get things (all the paper work) done. So I finally collected the admission letter and the lady their asked me, “Collect your original documents from acad office and submit them”. Wait a minute… Is this MS admissions office not related to IIIT? Anyway I dont really argue with people these days. I try to keep quite 🙂 I went to acad office.. as I entered the office, Appaji looked at me as if I am the guy who is source of all this troubles … So here is the procedure that I need to follow ..

I need to collect original certificates and other crap from acads office… get them xeroxed (they already have xerox copies of all these documents .. but they want fresh ones .. how cool ?? 😀 )… and in the end everything goes back to acad office… this is more or less like reinstalling an application is working out of the box .. but then you know the IQ survey ..

The very thought of going to library building or NBH for xerox made me think that getting admission is not really important as long as you are doing research .. but then I hit this idea of getting docs xeroxed from xerox room in main building .. yeah IIIT has a xerox room near old PG labs… but they dont allow students to use those machines even if you pay for it .. i lied a few things to the guy there and he finally agreed..

Gandhiji ne kaha : “Agar ek jhooth se kisi ka bhala hota ho to wo jhooth bol dena chahiye 🙂 .. ” .. how cool .. thank you bapu 😀

The very thought of saving the energy to walk from main building to NBH and back thrilled me to the limits…

I again went to the office and produced the docs and copies before the jury … and now they need to BTech degree as well … you see .. its like typical govt office … you gather n-1 documents for work X and present them .. and then they’ll ask you for the nth document which supercedes all the n-1 documents and render them useless.

And to my surprise they need 5 photographs … arrey yaro .. itni to sala matrimonial wala bhi nahin mangta .. jahan puri zindagi ka sawal hota hai ..

PS : If you feel hurt after reading this post, comment mein khoob galiya likho .. and I will delete it without notifying you .. 🙂

 

28 thoughts on “IIIT : A Typical Indian Bureaucratic System and A survey”

  1. go 2 ur prof and complain, i m sure he will play some music b4 the acads office.

    This shud not happen in fiction either, iiit needs MS students and this is not the way elite shud be treated 😀 😀

    k, now duck and cover

  2. Hilarious ….. deserves a campuscomics toon ….

    ROFL @ “5 photographs … arrey yaro .. itni to sala matrimonial wala bhi nahin mangta .. jahan puri zindagi ka sawal hota hai ..” 😛

  4. Hilarious 😀 😀 :)) … though it was quite informative as I didnt know about the xerox shop in main building 🙂
    btw ur registration over or is yet pending ?? 😛

  6. Musaddilal caught in an Office-Office situation. 🙂

    “PS : If you feel hurt after reading this post,” — We don’t feel hurt at all.

    And yes, it deserves a campuscomics toon.

  7. “5 photographs … arrey yaro .. itni to sala matrimonial wala bhi nahin mangta .. jahan puri zindagi ka sawal hota hai ..” 😛

    they will be having more than 10 photographs of u already……
    and they need fresh photocopies ,,,,,:P:P may be u have changed some data in old ones :P:P

  9. “if you still think that its not fiction, then either […] or you are gay”

    Could you elaborate on the connection?

  10. @Vipul
    You didnt know about xerox thing in main building after 4 years in college :o, and here we are talking about IQ of administration 😉

  11. I remember an incident in which someone asked a question which required answer in “yes” or “no”. Appaji said -> “come between 2 and 4 and I will answer you” despite asking one or 2 times after which the guy gave up 😉

  12. “ou gather n-1 documents for work X and present them .. and then they’ll ask you for the nth document which supercedes all the n-1 documents and render them useless.”
    Ha Ha HA HA HA !! This was hilarious !! 😀
    This was the most hilarious post ever !! 😀
    ROFLMAO !! Sometimes truth is far more hilarious than fiction. 😀

  15. Well let’s see, it’s almost the beginning of the next semester. Guess you graduated in June or July. Did it take you 4 months to get those 5 photographs? Now don’t blame it on the administration, please. Its “your fault”. Accept it gracefully.

    No wonder with a few exceptions, MS guys take ages to graduate 🙂

    PS:: Dude, IIIT runs on the Appaji, where Appaji = CXO of IIIT, where X = {E, I, O}.

  16. The secret to dealing with Mr.Appaji is to say a very Smiley “Good Morning/afternoon Sir” to him. He feels important and happy and will do your work.

    With Ykishore, get somebody to speak to him in Telugu. It would get your work done 99.999999% of the time.(six sigma performance)

    And avoid the female altogether under any circumstances. Even Appaji is scared of her.

  17. @ORB
    I have approached him regarding this admission process so many times that I feel bad to report every incidence .. but looks like thats the only option … 🙁

    @Sambhav i hope gagan will do something about that 😀

    @Anurag hehe 😀 real life 🙂

    @Vipul status semi-pending .. 😉

    @Sachin JAY IIIT 😀 Nice thought 🙂

  18. @Mayank
    Hahaahaha … poor me 😛

    @Aman Bahl
    I can’t change my marks in 10th,12th certificates .. and i dont understand why do they care about them .. they have (themselves) given me a btech degree which supercedes all those things .. 😛 I think they don’t believe themselves .. 😛

    @asterix_friend_of_obelix
    plz .. dont say that .. i love IIIT and i am NOT being sarcastic … there may be issues at times but still i love this damn place 🙁

  20. @blah
    Hey anonymous blah, I confess that my ‘pakad’ on English is really bad when it comes to writing… but i can at least understand whats written…

    How on earth did you guess that they asked me to get 5 photographs 4 months ago? Please explain!

    and :bows: to the PS part … nothing can beat that 😀

    @ShArK The only problem is that major part of this process is not handled by Appaji 🙁

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  28. Sahi yaar … nice post … btw when did you apply?? When I had applied mera course registration and ID card one week laga tha .. and why did they ask for 5 photographs 😮 mujhse 3 liye

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