Fun

by Kulbir Saini on Computers, Fun, Internet, LAN, Life

DC par BC

Sometime at IIIT-H, I experience serious shortage of social networking. You always see computers all around you. Computer in the reality, computers in the dreams. What the hell ?? Right now, at 4:20am if I just look around in 360 degrees view, all I can see is 15-20 computer screens, some with some crappy screen-savers, others with locked screens and some switched off. All I can hear is the sound produced by the fans used for CPU cooling. I am up at 4:20am and writing this blog. What computers made me ? I am no more than a machine with some AI. But thanks to the chat clients, orkut, and dc++ which helps me to keep in touch with friends, family and other fellows.

Just now I enjoyed a chat session on dc++ with Vizagite ( a second year student). It was like some machine was talking on behalf of both of us. (my nick is Bordeaux on dc++).

[02:23] <apocalypse> readboard
[02:23] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> add2board @rawHide update the shoutcast ip in description to http://172.16.34.34:8888/
[02:27] <1234321> readboard
[02:28] <bitgeek> readboard
[02:28] <Vizagite> readboard xXx
[02:30] <gerard1> readboard
[02:37] <masked-menace> readboard
[02:39] <Bad_boy> readboard
[02:47] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboardoooo
[02:55] <Oblivion> readboard
[03:09] <rack> readboard
[03:12] <bitgeek> readboard
[03:14] <shadow_it> readboard
[03:22] <gr8_salmann> readboard
[03:26] <Icsahn> readboards
[03:26] <Vizagite> readboardite
[03:28] <Aiwa> readboard
[03:33] <knight> readboard
[03:34] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboardeaux
[03:36] <Vizagite> readboardiate
[03:36] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboardeauX
[03:37] <Vizagite> readboard nite
[03:37] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboardeaux
[03:37] <Vizagite> readboard xxx
[03:37] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard ;)))))))))))))
[03:37] <Vizagite> readboard……………………………..!
[03:37] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard x-((((((((((
[03:37] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:37] <Vizagite> readboard@obh
[03:37] <livewire> readboard
[03:37] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard@lab
[03:38] <Vizagite> readboard@timewaste
[03:38] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard@bc
[03:38] <Vizagite> readboard@dc
[03:38] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard@dc par bc
[03:38] <Vizagite> readboard
[03:38] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboardeaux
[03:39] <Vizagite> readboard plain n simple
[03:39] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard cant read
[03:39] <Vizagite> readboard is not a blackboard
[03:39] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard is breadboard
[03:40] <Vizagite> hey readboard r u a breadboard
[03:41] <Vizagite> I_AM_BOT_readboard
[03:41] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> I_AM_BOT_Bordeaux
[03:41] <Vizagite> I_AM_xXx
[03:42] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard please tell him that he is Vizagite
[03:42] <Vizagite> readboard tells that he is old xXx n new Vizagite
[03:43] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard is now confused … he thinks xXx is the one who posted something daring on old forum
[03:44] <Vizagite> readboard asks what
[03:44] <Vizagite> that could be
[03:44] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard say regarding JV if he is right
[03:44] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard also thinks that it was regarding book reading ass
[03:44] <Vizagite> readboard says I dont remember
[03:45] <Vizagite> readboard says its lite
[03:45] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard report that some ppl were blamed/flamed for the assignment
[03:46] <Vizagite> readboard says thank god its all over
[03:47] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard is confused about how can he be online from room if there is not wlan
[03:47] <Vizagite> readboard says its a miracle
[03:48] <Vizagite> readboard says its our luck a bit
[03:48] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard congrats xXx for miracle/luck
[03:48] <Vizagite> readboard anytime
[03:49] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard observes that dc++ is a nice way to socialize in a techy insti like IIIT—————————-H
[03:50] <Vizagite> readboard says not many people think like u n me like .. u know who
[03:51] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that they are either dumboos or bookworms
[03:51] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard also says that some ppl can’t even think
[03:51] <Vizagite> readboard says ur absolutely right
[03:52] <Vizagite> readboard supports u
[03:52] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard emphasises that xXx should send a “I Agree” mail to life@students supporting Bordeaux
[03:53] <Vizagite> readboard says i dont belong to the people who u think that they dont think
[03:55] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard bows … and appreciate the xXx’s knowledge of mailing list etiquettes
[03:55] <I_M_HERE> readboardeauX
[03:56] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard also hopes that everyone knows them
[03:56] <Vizagite> readboard says hurrah….. and try to spread the wealth
[03:56] <I_M_HERE> readboard what happened boardeauX???
[03:57] <selecao> readboard
[03:57] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard visions that IIIT——–H is a better place now with no spams/flames on mailing lists
[03:57] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> @I_M_HERE nothing … socializing on dc
[03:58] <Vizagite> readboard says readboard is better for that purposes than students mail
[03:58] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that it almost kills him when he see a spam mail
[03:59] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says readboard will be a wonderful place to flame someone and show your anger
[03:59] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard also says its equally good place to socialize as well
[03:59] <Vizagite> readboard says plzzz dont show ur anger on me
[04:00] <Vizagite> readboard says save the readboard project
[04:00] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that chat should be friendly
[04:01] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that no one should flame someone else unless he spams some mailing list
[04:01] <Vizagite> readboard_friendlyfire_0
[04:01] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard_rogger_that
[04:01] <Vizagite> readboard_bot_add_IIIT
[04:01] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that spammers should be shot sight
[04:02] <Vizagite> readboard says headshot with snipper
[04:02] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> shot at sight
[04:02] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says there are a lot of enemies
[04:03] <Vizagite> readboard says also lots of supporters
[04:03] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that we should give them a chance
[04:03] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard spots cipher as a supporter
[04:03] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says one more supporter spotted … its ORB
[04:04] <Vizagite> readboard says Vizagite always here for me
[04:04] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says you need not be spoted … you are already in the team 🙂
[04:05] <Vizagite> readboard says i think u are spamming a bit now
[04:05] <Vizagite> readboard says use private chat instead
[04:05] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard reminds that spamming readboard is ok
[04:05] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that he is spreading awareness through public chat
[04:05] <Vizagite> readboard loves spam as it has no disk quota
[04:06] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that he is being used as communication medium and he is feeling great as other ppl just ask him to readboard
[04:07] <Vizagite> readboard says u r right
[04:07] <Vizagite> as always
[04:08] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard says that i dont sometime i stop functioning when i get bored of reading the board again and again
[04:08] <Vizagite> readboard says it gets lonely at times like now
[04:09] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard now takes leave as he has to do some other work
[04:09] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard wants to help everyone out there
[04:09] <Vizagite> readboard says me too keep in touch byee gudnite
[04:09] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard asks to keep up the sharing spirit …
[04:10] <Vizagite> readboard says information is the only wealth which grows as u share
[04:10] <Bordeaux@BIRC(16.34.34)> readboard bows to the great thoughts
[04:10] <Bhatakti_Aatma> readboard
[04:11] <Vizagite> readboard thanxs u for ur appreciation

PS0 : Writing blogs very frequently. I don’t know why.

PS1 : Yesterday it was the first night out of the semester and tonight its the second. I think now it will be a night out daily.

PS2 : IIIT-LUG has got a life again. Its functional after a long time 😀

 
by Kulbir Saini on Challenge, Fun, Life, Victory

Madness !!!!!

Sometimes you do something, which you can’t even imagine. It will not be something new if I curse mess food for its quality. But what if I suffer overeating in mess, people will think that I have lost my mind. But thats what happened yesterday.

We, alok, somani, deepak, ankush, dharmeet and me of course, went to Yuktaahar at 12:30pm for having lunch as usual. As usual, I didn’t like the food and was eating rotis with some pickle I brought from home. I ate about 8 rotis and alok said that lets see who will eat the largest no. of rotis. Everyone except me and somani quit immediately, which was pretty obvious. At a later stage, somani also quit because he had a nice breakfast and was not in a situation to take the challenge. So, only me and alok left. Then started a counter which was increasing as if it got stuck in a while(true) loop. We were eating as if we never had food.

Kulbir – 10 Alok – 09

Kulbir – 12 Alok – 13

Kulbir – 16 Alok – 15

The queue for rotis was getting longer and longer and there was almost no probability that the competition will proceed. Then we gave a chance to alok that if he ask her (she was standing in the queue) for the rotis, then I will accept that I lost the challenge. But he refused as expected. So, the counter went on and on …

Kulbir – 18 Alok – 19

Kulbir – 21 Alok – 20

Kulbir – 23 Alok – 21

We went to Yuktaahar at 12:30pm and up to 2:00pm we were eating rotis. A lot of people came and left after having lunch. But we, alok, somani and me were there fighting for survival.

So, finally I won eating 23 rotis in mess. hell ?????? How did I manage to eat 23 rotis in the mess? Have I lost my mind ? Anyway I defeated alok. But surprise is that I, Kulbir Saini defeated alok even in eating competition. I know nobody is going to believe this, but it is the TRUTH.

Alok was not well at physical as well as mental level after showing his madness to invite me for the challenge. It was a fatal mistake by alok, but on my part eating 23 rotis was just a pure act of MADNESS !!!!

Don Kulbir

DO NOT CHALLENGE ME !!!